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lyrics
i was eating nachos
with hot sauce
jerking off to
janeane garofalo
busted seven nuts
sprainedmy testicles
ended up in the hospital
spent my co-pay on cocaine
so the doc sent a note sayin
i owed more money
told the nurse my dick had a cold
blew my dick load on the note
said my dick nose was runny.
(this shit is funny)
im a jerk off
and when i get my jerk on
i take my pants off
leave my shirty on
sometimes i got my socks on
with a tub of coco butter
and a buttered box of pop corn
I'm tired of porn.
i had some happy meal fast food
on you tube, with some new lube
jerking my dick stupid to judy tenuta
bust 3 nuts
screen froze up
had to restart my computer
--- (boooooooooooong) --- [apple sound]
then i pounded one out to paula pound stone
eating pound cake
booty butt naked in my bedroom
bust 1 nut
with face looking like max headroom
fell a sleep had a dream about
sandra bernhard that made my dick hard
stroking off eating stroganoff
busted 5 nuts
washed my dork off
for desert had a mr. goodbar
(this shit is funny)
im a jerk off
and when i get my jerk on
i take my pants off
leave my shirty on
sometimes i got my socks on
with a tub of coco butter
and a buttered box of pop corn
I'm tired of porn.
(alarm sound)
6 in the moring (ice t)
i got a bowl of cereal, and a bookmark of jerk off materialz
you tube in the back ground.
credits
released May 9, 2015
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